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What would you do if you were offshore fishing, when?

triggerfish
ny asked:

suddenly seven diurnal triggerfishes came up, put their fins on the
triggers and cried: “Surrender, human!”?

9 Comments

  1. stickypyros2 says:

    Deny that I’m on LSD to anyone who asked.

  2. flounderbytes says:

    Dude get real, how do you know that they speak english?

  3. www.accidentawardslasvegas.com says:

    Turn them into fish chowder with a 12 guage marine magnum I’d like to get to take out on the boat.

  4. macarthur1977 says:

    I would still pay more attention to midnight rogue waves.

  5. jonathan_mann91 says:

    yell “oh god, not again!’

  6. Old Guy says:

    I have to admit that I was astounded by your question since the very same thing happened to me back in ’72 when I was fishing in my 10′ jon boat 300 miles off the coast of Chile in 70,000 feet of water! Amazed that I was, three of the little devils appeared over the stern and demanded that I simply give it up and submit to their whims. Cleverly, I asked them (in their native tongue, of course, since anyone who has spent any time fishing in or about Chilean waters is familiar with how they speak) if I could have one last wish and, grudgingly, they agreed.
    I simply opened a stale box of Trix cereal that I had laying about ( I get hungry at sea, you see) and they promptly fled the scene. Why, you ask??????????????????? Well, everyone knows that Trix are for Kids!!
    LOL

  7. fishcatchnfool says:

    I would go to the person you bought the lysergicdithalimide(lsd) and buy all he had cuase that sum good shit

  8. redneck_billcollector says:

    Hmmm, I would fake surrender to get their guard down and then catch them, they are really good eating.

  9. Artie says:

    take pictures

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